SMS to God
Hmm, have you ever wondered why God isn't answering your prayers? I found out the reason today... he's just too busy answering the text massages... =)

To be fair, I'm quite dissapointed... where's the Hallelujah-ringtone of the month, the Amen-SMS-sound or the animated-farting-Jesus-video? Maybe that would be a way to get the money they obviously urgently need... =)